I have discovered recently that I hate the word yogurt. It is such a disgusting word. Yogurt. Yo-gert. Gert. Ugh. The sound of it turns my stomach. This is very unfortunate because I love the food yogurt. It is creamy, it is cold, it is tasty, it is even relatively good for you. But they named it something so gross.
Gurt gurt gurt. Yogurt.
It sounds like a large boot squishing in thick, slimy mud. Gurt. Or worse, but I won't get into the bathroom aspect of it.
It makes me afraid to put the stuff in my mouth if I think about it too much.
Yogurt. Yooooh-gurt. Yo-gurt. Gurt-gurt.
9 comments:
Call it something else.
Do you think that's why one brand is called yoplait? I think that they didn't like gurt either.
Hmm... I guess it's not the most pleasant food name. But then again, are there any really good sounding foods?
Hamburgers, spaghetti, crackers, toast, cheese, chinkin nuggets...
Whatever you do, DON'T eat Soy-yo.
I like the sound of "salad", "crackers" sounds appropriately crispy, "olive" has an appropriately round sound to it... all of those sound pretty nice to me.
How about go-gurt? I've always hated both the sound and the concept. Especially because they started telling you to "grab it and glurp it". omg, wtf. stfu, imho, roflmao.
one i don't know!
stfu?
Glurp! Are you kidding me?!? that sounds like it should describe some form of bodily fluid making a hasty and untimely exit. EW!
Shut The F*** Up
Whipple! Let's keep this blog at a G rating please. No more of these swearing innuendos. I feel like I need to take a bath in a tub of Holy water.
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