I have discovered recently that I hate the word yogurt. It is such a disgusting word. Yogurt. Yo-gert. Gert. Ugh. The sound of it turns my stomach. This is very unfortunate because I love the food yogurt. It is creamy, it is cold, it is tasty, it is even relatively good for you. But they named it something so gross.
Gurt gurt gurt. Yogurt.
It sounds like a large boot squishing in thick, slimy mud. Gurt. Or worse, but I won't get into the bathroom aspect of it.
It makes me afraid to put the stuff in my mouth if I think about it too much.
Yogurt. Yooooh-gurt. Yo-gurt. Gurt-gurt.